Cracked crack
A cut or sore in your ass crack, usually caused by too much sitting.
That 14 hour flight gave me a bad case of Cracked Crack.
Cracking Crack
When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.
Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives
Crack Crack
snorting cocaine off of ones tailbone
lets get some hookers and hit the Crack Crack bro
crack crack
A term used to reserve one's seat while visiting the restroom, dancefloor or bar. Short for "Crack Crack Seat Back"
Fo' shizzle, I godda piss! crack crack.
crack of crack
Several hours earlier than the crack of dawn. Specifically, when you have to get up really early in the morning. See also dark times.
My flight's at 6:00 am and I gotta be a the airport at the crack of crack tomorrow!
Crack to crack
Like back to back, but both individuals are naked and on all fours. Typically involves both parties being penetrated by double ended dildo.
Happy birthday Dustin, are you ready for some crack to crack?
crack of crack
If the crack-of-dawn is early, then the crack-of-the-crack-of-dawn is even earlier. Hence, crack-of-crack.
I gotta get up at the crack-of-crack tomorrow 'cause I'm driving to Bakersfield. No Chappelle show for me!