Cracker-Barreled
(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.
"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."
"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
Cracker Barrel
The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?
Not after they fired Brad's wife!
Not after they fired Brad's wife!
Cracker Barrel
A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
Cracker Barrel
Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.
I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.
cracker barrel
where me and my boy Hudson get crazy shit from chicken fried chicken
me: hey dude, you wanna go get chicken fried chicken?
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel
Cracker Barrel
A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.
"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."
Cracker Barrel
A better way to say you want to kill yourself
I’m going to Cracker Barrel when I get home