Ahcoob
A man who has yet to screw up, and better not screw up. As of right now he remains nice. Often seen with insanely short shorts, no one knows if he wears them that short to make people uncomfortable or if he just really likes them that short.
Person one: Did you see Ahcoob? His shorts are extra short today.
Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.
Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.