cracked my head open
quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Cracking my head off
To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!
crack my head
dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!
kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best