crack one off
v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
cracking one off
noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
crack one out
To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
crack one off
v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
crack one off
v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
Cracking one off
Verb: to defecate explosively.
“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?
Crack one out
To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.
Masturbation in laymans terms.
Masturbation in laymans terms.
James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".