Crack Pad
Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.
Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.
pad crack
When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts
*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"