crack sack
When you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.
Billy: Hey Dad! Guess what I got with my 15 dollars of allowance?!
Dad: What did ya get, sport?!
Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!
Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...
Dad: What did ya get, sport?!
Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!
Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...
crack or sack
When you wipe your finger under someones nose and they have to identify wether the smell is from your crack or sack
Hey honey, crack or sack?
crack to sacks
The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
crack to sacks
The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
back crack and sack
The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.
Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Crack and Sack.
crack 'n sack
Slang term for a waxing procedure done on the male groin area.
Timmy the twink needs to get a crack 'n sack before his big date with butch Bob.
Sack Crack
The male version of cameltoe.
Yo dude did you see that girl's cameltoe??
Nah but that guys sack crack was pretty bad..
Nah but that guys sack crack was pretty bad..