Crackuccino
A coffee flavored beverage that either is or is assumed to be laced with narcotics, pot itself, or a date rape drug. Sometimes found when a hott chick at Starbucks offer you a free large frappuccino.
Joe: dude the starbucks chick gave me a free frappuccino!
Me: Joe, don't you mean "Crackuccino"?!
Me: Joe, don't you mean "Crackuccino"?!