Cradle of Shit
A shitty Goth band that raped the music that was known as Metal. Now they brag about how they're a unique sound without thinking "I wonder why nobody wants to sound like us." They are a shitty band of Mall Gothling faggots and posers.
God dammit! I just found out that Cradle of Shit is coming to my town during their tour! Son of a bitch!