Craignaut
Noun: someone who spends all their time on Craig's list search for random items in an effort to build a home made space ship.
Me: Holy crap i found 4000 meters of twine on Craig's list! i can totally use this for my space ship!
Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...
Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...