Craigsdelusionia
The afflicition in which you think your having Cragslistamenia. When in realitty your suffering from ineedsexnowamenia. Common misconsumption. See ref. 1 (Howie)
Check this mutha fucka, this bitch be sick tripin on his Craigsdelusionia. HA! he really just needs to get his dick in a bitch yo.