Craigsema
1. A disease named after a Man who always bums or begs excessively. Bums all your cigarettes,but wont bum when asked. 2. Man who buys small amounts of food with food stamps, usually only enough for himself. 3 Makes excuses. 4. Clumsy as fuck. 5 wears out welcome in a matter of minutes. 6. Smokes all the dope, but never has any. 7. Someone who you want to hate so badly but cant, because hes not a bad dude. Just has craigsema.
Dave: Fuck man, go fucking get a job. I dont have anymore smokes!
Craig: Its not that easy dave...
Dave: man you need to clean up your act. put some midol or calamine lotion on that craigsema before it spreads and so you can get a job.
Craig: what the fuck is craigsema? I dont know what it is, but i know i dont have it.
Dave: you dont have craigsema, you are craigsema!
Craig: you know what fuck you dave i dont have to take this shit.im going to jeffs!
Dave: good goddamn it! You, your craigsema, and your metric ton of garbage mountain can get the fuck out of here!
Craig: i dont have craigsema dave. And i know im not craigsema for a fact. Im out!
Dave: wait!!!! You forgot to take your fucking mountain of trash that is your nest! FUCK MAN! SICK OF IT. SICK OF IT ALL!
Craig: Its not that easy dave...
Dave: man you need to clean up your act. put some midol or calamine lotion on that craigsema before it spreads and so you can get a job.
Craig: what the fuck is craigsema? I dont know what it is, but i know i dont have it.
Dave: you dont have craigsema, you are craigsema!
Craig: you know what fuck you dave i dont have to take this shit.im going to jeffs!
Dave: good goddamn it! You, your craigsema, and your metric ton of garbage mountain can get the fuck out of here!
Craig: i dont have craigsema dave. And i know im not craigsema for a fact. Im out!
Dave: wait!!!! You forgot to take your fucking mountain of trash that is your nest! FUCK MAN! SICK OF IT. SICK OF IT ALL!