crakcurd
Crakcurd
Crakcurder
Crakcurding
To smear a very soft cheese over and around the anus of a clinically obese friend, wait 20-30 minutes for the cheese to infuse the stain and aroma, then using a slice of bread wipe the area clean, lightly grill before devouring the sexually intoxicating delight, use garlic and herb cheese for an extra twang.
This culinary luxury is practised by a select few, mainly catering officers in the merchant navy.
Crakcurder
Crakcurding
To smear a very soft cheese over and around the anus of a clinically obese friend, wait 20-30 minutes for the cheese to infuse the stain and aroma, then using a slice of bread wipe the area clean, lightly grill before devouring the sexually intoxicating delight, use garlic and herb cheese for an extra twang.
This culinary luxury is practised by a select few, mainly catering officers in the merchant navy.
Ooh, I mustn’t forget the Brie , I’m off crakcurding later with big Jeff.