Toot of crakter
An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.
Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!
Crakter
An exclamation often used to express disbelief or imply whatever said prior is ridiculous and untrue; A shortened version of "Toot of crakter."
She said the sky was orange, but that was simply crakter!