Crandy
When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death
"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"
Crandy
A fat person that is gay
See that bastard over there he is such a crandy
Crandy
The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.
Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.
Crandy
That frustrated combination of irritability and horniness that result from going too long without an orgasm. Portmanteau of "randy" and "cranky." cf. hangry.
I've been so crandy since my vibrator burned out, I've pissed off all my co-workers!
Crandy
The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.
George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.
Crandy
Crotch candy
When you crave candy so bad, even if the candy fell in someone's lap, you'd lunge your head forward to get the crandy (crotch candy).