Crankslap
A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.
oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap
crankslap
Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.
"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"