Cranky Wiggler
A chap that has no real reason to exist. He's just there. No purpose, like a tentacle-less squid rolling around on the seafloor straight into a waiting crustaceans open mouth hole.
"You are a Cranky Wiggler, Micheal."
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*