Cranston East
The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.
kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.
kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.
announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.
Cranston East
Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.
Oh your from Cranston east? Which fast food joint are you going to work at when you get older?