Crap Angel
The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd
You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.
Criss Angel Crap
When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!