Bird crap
When a girl is anxious to hear from her boy and ends up texting him first.
Danielle: Omg I totally bird crapped today
Ashlee: Really? Meee too, twice!!
Ashlee: Really? Meee too, twice!!
Crap Bird
a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!