crap box
particularly uninteresting, perhaps even ugly car.
"Okay, let me show you how to drive this crap box." -Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons Game"
crap in a box
sucks ass, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for crap in a box).
we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a asshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the balls and i said "crap in a box"