craphernalia
different objects in your inventory related to crap in a direct way - they may be crap products, crap derivatives, plastered all over or just partly with crap, or just smelling like crap.
A: give me a lighter
B: it's in my bag, go and get it
A: OMG, LOLZOR, here's only craphernalia!
B: it's in my bag, go and get it
A: OMG, LOLZOR, here's only craphernalia!