crapids

An affectionate term for Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I live in Crapids home of Quaker Oats

crapids

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

Crapid

A very fast shit

His shit was so fast it was crapid.

crapidation

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

crapid

a man with no penis

i feel so sorry for him, i cant believe he is crapid

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

俚语	crapid
释义	crapids An affectionate term for Cedar Rapids, Iowa I live in Crapids home of Quaker Oats crapids Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids. The sudden need to find a place to dump. Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning! Crapid A very fast shit His shit was so fast it was crapid. crapidation An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation. Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job. Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased. Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself. Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing. Bland Crapids Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between. See also: Grand Raggedy Bland Rapids Grand Crapids armpit of the universe I hate going to Bland Crapids. crapid a man with no penis i feel so sorry for him, i cant believe he is crapid Crapid Response When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John. Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!” Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
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