Crap Mouth
When a person's breath smells like dog shit.
My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.
Nap Crap Mouth
When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!
mouth-crap
Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.
Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.
a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap
a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap
cat crapped in my mouth
When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.
After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.