Crap N' Fap
The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.
Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
crap n' fap
When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.
I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.