crap-on-rye
Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.
This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.