Crapperjacked
When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.
I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.
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Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.
Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.
Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
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A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.
That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.
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one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.
You are such a crapperjack.