Craptical
Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.
You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone
craptice
A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.
Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.
Craptical Illusion
The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.
Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"
Craptical illusion
When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."