crapulation
Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.
Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.
Crapulence
Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.
Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.
crapulance
1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
Crapulate
When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.
He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.
Crapulence
Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.
Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
Crapulence
Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
Crapulous
To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.
Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.
Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.
"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"