Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.

When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)

Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.