Crastibate
When one masturbates while having something better to do.
From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate
Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.
From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate
Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.
You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.