Ahil'Smash
The act of throwing one's cellphone to the ground in great anger, smashing the screen to pieces. Usually done after a bitter, angry call, whereby one's wife hangsup, rejects, or otherwise cock blocks the argument.
"But..but..but.. NO! Your coming home NOW *CLICK*..... nyaaah grrrr AHIL'SMASH!!"
"It was only $250 to fix, I got a deal!"
"It was only $250 to fix, I got a deal!"