crawls ass
To suck real hard; to be lamer than lame, completely obnoxious.
Britney Spears crawls ass!
crawled up your ass
Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
eat cheese and crawl up my ass
A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
What crawled up your ass and died?
A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Something crawled up your ass and died!
Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
Crawling ass
Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency
Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.