Crazy Bandz
Retarded rubber bands that you wear on your wrist. They are in the shape of stupid shit like animals, but when you put them on your wrist they just look like a squiggly mangled mess. If you wear them, you are a suburban kid, and most likely a douche.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Crazy Bandz?
Person 2: Yeah, they're for douches.
Person 2: Yeah, they're for douches.