crazy dog lady
Unmarried woman with at least two full-size dogs living in her small townhouse or apartment. Dogs are usually huge (St. Bernards, Boxers, etc.) that eat & shit like horses. Similar to the Crazy Cat Lady, but she actually likes her dogs, using them to fill the man void in her life.
Joe: Dude, what IS that smell?
Frank: It's just Jen, the crazy dog lady from down the street.
Frank: It's just Jen, the crazy dog lady from down the street.