Crazy-lady

An insane woman that lives in Abbotsford Cove and kicks us out of the pools there that we swim in. Calls the school we attend and tells them that we were jumping off the roof into the pool and throwing toilet paper at each other. Takes photos of us doing it and then we get busted. Partols the pools so that she can "catch us in the act".

(Crazy lady):- {a woman who isnt sane} {A lady that flips out for no apparent reason}

A woman who loves her cats more than people

Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/

A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.

An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.

An woman that has an insane almost addictive love for cats.

Carole Baskin