cream coma
The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
Ice cream coma
When eating ice cream leads to a coma.
Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.