Cream Jeans
A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.
"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"
-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series
"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"
-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD
-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series
"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"
-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD
cream your jeans
To ejaculate in your pants.
Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.
cream one's jeans
to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.
cream your jeans
(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)
Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?
creamed my jeans
when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans
Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio
creaming your jeans
When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason
Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game
cream in your jeans
to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation
Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl