Creamed My Bagel
Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.
1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel
2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel
2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.
Cream Cheese my Bagel
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?