Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.