cream ridge
it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford
"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"
Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler
When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes
Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried