cream river
The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
Whiskey River Cream Corn
When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.