cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.

俚语	cream slap
释义	cream slap Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark. She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face. Cream of Mushroom Slap Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen. Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night? Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face... Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
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