Creamy Shrek
Creamy shrek is infact a man that came from the depths of hilly billy tavern. He shows no mercy in the consummation of his victims. He mostly preys on weak minecraft noobz XD lawl rawr. He escaped hilly billy tavern around 7 am on Wednesday morning. He is distantly related to shrek on the ogre family tree, but we are not too sure how. Perhaps cousin, or uncle? He can bring you great horrors. Please do NOT approach!! If you happen to spot him, please seek refuge immediately!!
"Wow last night was terrible, I ran into creamy shrek!"