creck
(Noun, adjective, verb, adverb) A one-size-fits-all curse word that can be used to replace any other curse word. It's actual meaning is complete nonsense.
"Go creck yourself"
"Be right back, I gotta take a creck"
"oh my god, I forgot to do the dishes, and my wife is gonna creckin' kill me!"
"Be right back, I gotta take a creck"
"oh my god, I forgot to do the dishes, and my wife is gonna creckin' kill me!"
crecked
When you get injured.
Mate you alright? You look a little crecked there.