creeperbetes
A neurological disease associated with the act of being "creeperish". Often affects white males between the ages of puberty and oldness. Symptoms: Jorts and a molestache; socks and sandals; hawaiian shirts; gold chains; yellow teeth and beer bellies; softening of the voice; etc.
Someone may have creeperbetes if he/she is often checking facebook while not concerned of their own profile or show up to school dances/parties (to which school they obviously do not attend).