Creeper Suprise
The man that stands on his patio every morning at the same time you do, but only comes out in the summer time. Usually dressed in a white bathrobe splayed wide open to display his discolored tighty-whities. You never know when he will appear or emerge from his pervert paradise. He watches you but never talks - usually wins at staring contests becuase he is psycho. He can also be the guy at the gym who stands above you breathing heavily and sweating while trying to give you advice on how to strengthen your core - he then proceeds to stalk you in the elevators and asks out all your friends.
"Hey man, check out creeper suprise"