Creep Nasty

One who is cold hearted but a loyal friend. He partakes in sinful pleasures with Korean women and Thai hookers. Hawaiian hookers take pleasures from him in Alleys, then beat him up. He dreams of stardom in the Rap World He has no skills whatsoever when it comes to picking up real women. Has the self esteem of a bum and dreams of gorilla chokers choking him in his sleep. You can spot him a mile away as he is the only one wearing a RED beanie, RED shirt and is barefooted. If you spot him, buy him a drink or two and he will make you laugh. His loyalty will last as long as the drinks do to. He destroys insides with his mighty tool, beware if it's swung your way ladies. Warning: He is to be paroled in 2014, but comes out sporadically.

(n): an awful parasite that resides in the bug category. once exposed, it latches onto its victim, mooching off its well-being. often referred to as NCH. avoid at all costs.