Creme Egging
When you've just bumped uglies with a chick and she elevates her nether regions so she can mix her eggs with your man-creme.
Dom: That's weird, what you doing?
Kaye: Creme Egging son! Gotcha!
Dom: shiiiiiii
Kaye: Creme Egging son! Gotcha!
Dom: shiiiiiii
Creme Egging
The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.
For any of you sick motherfuckers that like that kinda thing. Creme Egging. You dirty fucks.
Creme Egging
When you blind fold your boyfriend and get him slightly hard, whilst being quiet opening a creme egg and putting the two halves over each side of the penis and pushing together slowly in order to have all the creme cover the penis
Alfie was excited thinking he was getting a blowjob, once blind folded he was tricked by getting a blowjob from a creme egg it was from that day defined as creme egging