Crestview
A small city in northwest Florida known as "that place you pass through to get to Destin" with all of the shitty traffic, rednecks, snowbirds and crackheads you'd ever (not) want. And any one who goes south of I-10 during rush hour, may God have mercy on your souls. The only thing rivaling the crowds of traffic is the crowds at Walmary and the high school hallways
Person: I'm sorry I'm running late, I got stuck in traffic in Crestview and that set me back about 30 minutes
Crestview
The most ballinest hometown/school in the century of the universe!
person #1::She goes to Crestview.
person #2::Dude! She must be a baller!
person #2::Dude! She must be a baller!
Crestview Poo
When you make a donkey poop in toothpaste, and then throw it at people
Pete made me angry, so I made some Crestview Poo and threw it in his car
Crestview Middle School
This is a place where people think they are cooler than others just because their popular. Also a natural habitat for the gays. You can find a wide variety of students like, depressed ones, happy ones, or just ones who have no care in the world what’s going on (which I respect them). I hope this helps you on our sad and pathetic school (jail/hell)🤠
Crestview Middle School is a place where kids think their going to jail bc it’s true